arrested

The worst thing about getting arrested is you're not aloud a pen to write down all the great ideas you have whilst being banged up.

Turns out self defense doesn't apply to road traffic incidents and taking off the wing-mirror of a Porsche Cayenne with a frustrated tickle leads to charges of criminal damage.

Maybe driver would have been such a fat bitch if she didn't tare around the place in a 4x4 and just maybe she'd be a little less angry inside. Mind you, if I had two total pricks as sons, as she did, I'd feel resentful about something and might just try to knock a pobrecito cyclist off his bike too.

Anyway - holding cells aren't that bad and they let you take a book in if you persuade them you won't paper-cut yourself to death. I book of choice was Music, Race and Nation - Musica Tropical in Colombia.